Tiny Dog Names with Big Impacts
If you have a new one-pound Chihuahua, a two-pound Maltese, or even a real dog like a frizzy-headed Bichon Frisé, you need to pick a great name. A name should be something that will define his personality. It should be something that makes all the other dogs at the park cower in fear!
When you pick a name, it should be one or two syllables so that your dog can identify it easily. You should not pick a name that sounds a lot like one of the common commands, however, as this might be too confusing for your dog. (For example, Zit is not a good dog name. Just imagine trying to tell your dog, “Sit, Zit.”) If you choose a longer name, you need to be sure that everyone uses the same nickname.
What Should You Name Your New Male Puppy?
Name him after a Greek god, or at least someone from Greek history:
- Hercules (Herk)
There are a lot of great Greek names that are too hard to pronounce, and you are probably going to end up ignoring your dog if you name him one of them. “Agamêmnon, here boy!” just doesn’t work, does it?
Name him after some historical figure:
- Vlad (The Impaler. Someone suggested that this would work best if the dog were wearing spikes on his leather collar.)
Or maybe characters that might have been in history:
It might be a tough job: Butcher comes to mind. Killer would work, for those who are employed in a slaughterhouse.
Name him after a tool or tough piece of machinery:
The toughest piece of machinery, of course, is the Cat, but who wants to name their dog after that?
You can always go for the names of great boxers:
- Rocky (of course!)
Rocky might be a little too common; no one bothers to name their dog Rambo anymore.
Several large animals have good names:
- Mamba (a venomous snake)
Names That Just Sound Tough
There are plenty of names that just sound tough:
Here are a few other name ideas from the comments section:
- From wetnosedogs: Zulu
- From DS Duby: Loki
- From themadimadimadi: Lionheart
- From MamaTschet: Plato
- From Bob Bamberg: Ripper and Slasher
And the Most Obvious Name Idea . . .
Of course, you could go for the obvious: Macho.
Other Naming Tips
- Be sure not to name your dog something cute and fluffy!
- Kitty is a great name for a St. Bernard; for a Chihuahua, it is a terrible choice.
- Tiny is an excellent choice for a Great Dane; no Bichon should be stuck with a name like that.
- I gave my Maltese a French name, and when he had his topknot up and dyed blue, he was barely able to hold his head up in front of the other dogs at the grooming salon. “Mon Dieu!”
- Get your dog a tag as soon as you decide on a name. Lost dogs without tags will probably be lost forever, and if your dog ends up at an animal shelter and is not adopted, he may end up being killed.
- Ask your vet about a microchip next time you take your dog in.
Do you have any good macho dog names I have forgotten? Leave a comment and I will add them to this list!
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